NAHHH HE DIDN’T Draymond Green Says He Would Never Smash Chelsea Handler At Kevin Hart Roast: “I’m Draymond Green, I Don’t Hit Threes”

Draymond Green had the entire room stunned during Kevin Hart’s roast after dropping a joke nobody saw coming involving Chelsea Handler. 😭

During the back-and-forth comedy session, the conversation somehow shifted toward rumors and jokes about Chelsea, and that’s when Draymond stepped in with perfect timing. He bluntly told the crowd that he never hooked up with Chelsea Handler — and then doubled down by saying he never will. The audience was already reacting, but he took it even further with a line that instantly sent the room into chaos.

With perfect delivery, Draymond hit the crowd with: “I’m Draymond Green… I don’t hit threes.” 🏀💀

The joke landed immediately because fans know Draymond has built his NBA reputation more on defense, toughness, and playmaking than outside shooting. The self-awareness mixed with the unexpected timing had everybody laughing, including people on stage who clearly weren’t prepared for the punchline.

Clips from the roast quickly started circulating online, with fans calling it one of the funniest moments of the night. Some people praised Draymond for being able to laugh at himself, while others said the combination of sports humor and roast-style comedy made the moment even better.

Either way, Draymond proved he can entertain off the court just as much as he does on it — especially when he’s willing to roast himself in the process. 👀